Me Gusta

May 28

What's wrong with our society.

• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
• America: Well sure why not?
• Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
• America: Whatever you want!
• Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
• America: Okay, sounds like fun!
• Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
• America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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Anonymous asked: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

1. Improper grammar or spelling, stupidity/ignorance, annoying laughs.

2. Confidence, conversation, red hair.

3. None come to mind.

4.  

5. Yes/Occasionally

6. Any Mike Myers movie or Ace Ventura. Take your pick.

7. David Zachary Root

8. Too many.

9. DEADMAU5

10. Every breath I take is an embarrassment.

11. Apple sauce.

12. Yeah it was forever ago.

13. I hate questions like these.

14. I don’t love things, I love people. And Max. And Puppy.

15. The cost of Medicaid has increased 400% since 1970, while Private Insurance has increased over 700%.

16. Grandma, Maisie, you.

17. I can’t commit to a relationship let alone something that will be on my body for the rest of my life. Jesus.

18. I wish pseudoscience wasn’t responsible for all the collective ignorance and satisfaction with half truths and folklore that is dragging humanity away from the future and back to the middle ages. That would include concepts like 11:11. Fuck Steve Harvey.

20. Trusted the one person that could hurt me.